What human being can’t relate to Gringo the chameleon, a lizard that just wants to get some sleep? You’ve dozed off, you’re having an awesome dream about camouflaging and stuff, and BAM! Some jerk wakes you up for no apparent reason. It doesn’t help that he’s blasting Regulate by Warren G in the background, either. […]
It took thousands of years, but the chickens are finally fighting back. How long did they just peck at the dirt like idiots, waiting to be sent to the slaughterhouse so some obese toddler in Pittsburgh could have shake and bake for dinner? These chickens are bad ass because they’re not going down without a […]
It’s always a dick move to film someone as soon as they wake up from having surgery, but when you capture gold like this it doesn’t matter. After awakening from a state of unconsciousness in the hospital, this girl complains that her butthole hurts before ripping an astronomically loud fart that even your cousin Bubba […]
Back in 2007, Jimmy Dean had the audacity to change their 160z roll of sausage to a 12oz roll, all while keeping the price the same. They supposedly recieved hundreds of complaint calls from angry rednecks, but there was one call in particular that ended up going down in internet history. Enter Randy Taylor, a Texas […]
Sure animals are cute and cuddly, but did you know they can be absolute jerks sometimes too? If you don’t believe me, check out the GIFs below. These animals will smack you, push you into a lake, and even steal your damn golf ball while you’re playing on the PGA tour. Sure your pet is […]
You ever taken a walk in the woods, looked at a tree, and thought, “huh, that kinda looks like a pair of boobies?” Maybe not, but you’d be surprised how many trees look like butts, boobs, dicks, and people having sex. Who said mother nature didn’t have a dirty side? Check out the images below […]
In a time where rednecks are represented by some of the worst people in the country, it’s nice to reflect on a man who truly embodied what it means to be a country man- Hank Rutherford Hill. Hailing from Arlen, Texas, Hank loves drinking beer, working on his truck and rooting on the Dallas Cowboys. […]
As someone who’s been partying hard for a lifetime, I’ve seen my fair share of cool ways to open a beer. There’s the obvious lighter trick, the banging it on the side of a table…hell I’ve even seen dudes use their teeth to get the job done. That being said, the guy in this video […]
There’s drunk, piss drunk, and then there’s this mess of a woman. What starts out as an interview about monster trucks turns into her giving way too much information about her and her boyfriend banging. I’ve heard some pretty messed up chicks in my lifetime, but this woman doesn’t even sound like she’s speaking English.